Want to get spooked? Nothing is as scary as being naked in a room full of people who watch in horror as you accidentally lose control of your bowels.
That’s exactly the kind of super-gross thing that has happened to the porn stars Woodrocket brought together to tell horror stories from their day jobs. The video was released on Friday, just in time for Halloween—but when is it ever a bad time to watch beautiful people talking about horrible things?
Woodrocket, the porn company behind such XXX parodies as Wetdream on Elm Street and SpongeKnob SquareNuts, produced the video as the latest installment in its Ask a Porn Star series. In a previous entry, porn stars described their weirdest-ever scenes.
But when asked about horror stories, a surprising number of adult performers talked about, well… poop.
“When you’re gonna stuff things back there, you know, shit can or can’t happen,” said BDSM performer Nikki Darling in the video. “So, probably most of my horror stories involve being shit on or accidentally shitting on someone else. Like, sorry. My bad.”
While porn stars seem to have way more fecal accidents than most people, there are also torrid tales of sand getting places it shouldn’t, electrical cables falling into hot tubs, and a very unpleasant orgy involving soured milk. You know, the usual.
Nobody ever said this job was easy.
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