Ah, young adulthood. One day you’re breaking the law by looking at porn from your iPhone 7, the next day you’re of age and can browse through Rule 34 and Danbooru all you like on your iPhone XS. Case in point, one streamer is going viral after making a video celebrating all the cartoon porn he can check out on his 18th birthday.
In the video, Twitch streamer Drypiss gets ready to look at the internet’s most (in)famous fandom shipping porn site, Rule 34. Except there’s one problem: Drypiss is 17, so he can’t go on it.
Or so he thinks. Drypiss quickly looks at his “calendar”—which is just a Notepad file called “thank you guys for all the birthday wishes.txt”—and he realizes that Nov. 14 is his birthday. Which means, yes, Drypiss can finally look at all the cartoon porn his heart desires.
https://twitter.com/drypiss/status/1062753184387522560
Twitter took one look at Drypiss’ video and said, “yep, same.”
Same. Today 👀
— Abner (@Ab123er1) November 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/just_n0mad/status/1062914943010435072
Me when I turned 18 https://t.co/VpyPEnmzu0
— ㊗️ -inari- ㊙️ (@ReaperInari0) November 14, 2018
this takes me back to my 18th birthday. 😭 https://t.co/NoN8YQiGG4
— ZumbieSyd (@xZumbieSydArts) November 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/Sonic_127/status/1062791127227600896
It’s one hell of a way to celebrate No Nut November.
https://twitter.com/KrikonThe/status/1063128231275044870
Isn’t it No Nut November?
— sooooons (@isfandom2) November 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/organictot/status/1063211422350483457
https://twitter.com/KTauyoshi/status/1062890188060405760
Your background suggests you’ve been on there before now sir
— Beb ☂️ (@BebArtStuff) November 15, 2018
Drypiss’ porn celebration is so pure and so hilarious that it’s since been dubbed one of the best tweets of all-time.
this is the most pure thing I've ever seen
— Merms (@Xshmerms) November 14, 2018
welcome to the "legally allowed to watch porn" team https://t.co/oiaqXBCn1u
Congrats, you can now look at them titties.
— salty (short hair enjoyer) (@saltystuff4) November 15, 2018
L E G A L L Y
— rascit old man (@Fatblackartist) November 15, 2018
https://twitter.com/FutureBCR1/status/1062853628451414016
Now you have ultimate power. pic.twitter.com/kMWZEwc7AA
— Spider Ninja (Seriousness Breaker) (@Spider__Ninja) November 15, 2018
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Drypiss isn’t the only one celebrating No Nut November in an interesting way. Earlier this week, one woman went viral after calling Ted Cruz’s opponent Beto O’Rourke “the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp.” Nov. 12 has since become Beto Sex Tweet Day, commemorating when thousands of progressive men and women around the U.S. officially failed No Nut November.
