Cyber Monday deals so NSFW they’ll turn you on

Cyber Monday is apparently the day to get your discount sex toys, cheap condoms, and lubricant since it’s all on super sale. And since retailers like LELO (who is offering up to 70% off select toys, BTW) make it easy to have everything shipped to you without advertising it to your neighb0rs or the mailman, there’s nothing to stop you from getting exactly what you want.

But to make things even simpler for you, we’ve compiled a list of discount sex toys (and other adult items) that are sure to keep you satisfied.

Discount Sex Toys

• Take $69 off PicoBong’s Remoji: LIFEGUARD Ring Vibe

          Price: $29.98 (regularly $99.95) 

• Get LELO’s brand new LOKI vibe while it’s 30% off

          Price: $118.30 (regularly $169) 

• Save 70% on PicoBong’s BLOWHOLE, the app-controlled m-cup

          Price: $41.98 (regularly $139.95) 

• Save over $239 on LELO’s TIANI 24K

          Price: $159.60 (regularly $399) 

• Grab either the Indulge Me or Dare Me Pleasure Set by LELO for 50% off

          Price: $99.50 (regularly $199) 

• Take 50% off the beloved SONA and SONA Cruise

          Price: $99.50 (regularly $199) 

• Save $20 on the Kiki 2 by PicoBong

          Price: $19.97 (regularly $39.95) 

• Get LELO’s all-in-one-vibrator, the Transformer, while it’s 50% off

          Price: $19.97 (regularly $39.95) 

• Take over $30 off the MOKA vibe by PicoBong

          Price: $32.47 (regularly $64.95) 

• Grab LELO’s bestselling bullet vibrator, the LYLA 2, while it’s 30% off

          Price: $111.30 (regularly $159) 

• Save 25% on the bestselling oral sex simulator, LELO’s ORA 2

          Price: $141.75 (regularly $189) 

• Practice your kegels for 25% off with LELO’s LUNA Beads Noir

          Price: $33.67 (regularly $44.90) 

Discount Condoms

• Take 50% off a pack of 24 SKYN Selection condoms

          Price: $8.47 (regularly $17.99) 

• Grab a 40-ct box of LifeStyles Ultra Sensitive condoms while they’re 45% off 

          Price: $10.72 (regularly $18.09) 

• SKYN’s new Cocktail Club premium condoms are 40% off

          Price: $7.67 (regularly $10.97) 

• Take $10 off LifeStyles 24-ct of original condoms

          Price: $11 (regularly $21) 

• Save 25% on a box of HEX condoms

          Price: $26.17 (regularly $34.90) 

Discount Lube

• SKYN Maximum performance lubricant is 50% off

          Price: $6.49 (regularly $11) 

• Try LifeStyles Natural lubricant while it’s 50% off

          Price: $3.49 (regularly $8.08) 

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