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Look, you came here to jack it to zombie porn, and I’m here to tell you where to find it. I’m not going to judge, but I’m certainly not going to direct you to Lesbian Zombies from Outer Space, either. You’ll only find high-quality zombie porn recommendations from the Daily Dot.
So let’s get this over with. Keep reading to learn everything you want to know about zombie porn.
The best zombie porn
1) The best zombie porn game: Spooky Starlets
You’ve died, and the underworld needs porn. That’s where you come in! Welcome to Spooky Starlets, the cutesy, anime-inspired simulation game where you run your own porn studio.
Players pick from a series of monster girls and have them star in their own porn flicks. That includes Susie Stitches, an adorable zombie girl and the de facto mascot for developer TinyHat Studios. In its current state, players can unlock CG sequences within the game, including Susie on set, and future updates will add animations for sex scenes during film shoots. Spooky Starlets’ full version is planned for winter 2019, although players can try out the game’s beta on Newgrounds. Over on TinyHat Studios’ Patreon, backers receive access to myriad goodies, from private beta builds to NSFW illustrations.
2) The best zombie porn parody: The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody
Did you ever watch The Walking Dead and think “yeah, that’s cool, but where’s the zombie sex?” Joanna Angel’s Burning Angel asked that question, and the answer is The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody.
As the name implies, this parody riffs on the popular AMC zombie apocalypse TV series by throwing Angel, Phoenix Askani, Kleio Valentien, Tommy Pistol, and more into an 18+ retelling of the show. Case in point, check out the “Walking Dead BJ” clip from Burning Angel, complete with the hilarious “DEAD INSIDE FUCK THEM” (or is it “DEAD FUCK INSIDE THEM”?) door parodying the iconic meme. Grab the full video with an Adult Time membership.
3) The best gay zombie porn film: Otto; or, Up With Dead People
While Otto; or, Up With Dead People is better described as a softcore porn flick with a queer storyline, it’s still a phenomenal work of gay porn cinema. In Otto, the titular main character stumbles around the world as a gay zombie who refrains from eating people. After a queer feminist filmmaker comes across him, she gradually begins documenting his life, one that mostly involves estrangement and discrimination from the living. Also, zombie sex.
Be warned that this isn’t a zombie flick for the faint of heart. Expect plenty of gory, weird sex scenes, including, as one Rotten Tomatoes reviewer put it, “zombies using fresh improvised gashes as sexual orifices.”
4) The best zombie girl porn video: Zombie Fingering
ManyVids hosts a wide range of fetish content, and, yes, that includes zombie porn. But few clips compare to MoiraMoon’s video “Zombie Fingering.” In this clip, Moon ravages the viewer’s body, pleasures herself with their disembodied hand, and then uses what’s left of their dying form to get off. While this video isn’t for the squeamish (it’s tagged “executrix” for a reason), it’s a perfect example of how independent porn creators can play around with brutal horror fantasies and create something erotically delectable as a result. Grab it for $13.99 or become a member of MoiraMoon’s page and gain access to all of her videos, starting at $55 for three months.
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