What your body is really thinking when you're too drunk to have sex

What your body is really thinking when you’re too drunk to have sex

Miles Klee

February 18, 2015

This article contains sexually explicit content.

For those of us with external genitalia and and a tendency to hit the sauce hard, there inevitably comes a moment at which, to quote the Dead Kennedys, one becomes too drunk to fuck. The problem is, being men, we cannot bear to pass up the chance to do just that.

If you’ve never experienced “whiskey dick” firsthand, take a moment to educate yourself with this painful documentary on the all-too-common phenomenon. As you’ll find out, there’s no personal agony quite like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_paQ3EaUiY

When will science produce a cure? Maybe never. But at least rock stars are suffering too.

H/T BroBible | Photo via realrobmor/YouTube

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He’s the author of two odd books of fiction, ‘Ivyland’ and ‘True False.’