What do you do after prison if you’re a convicted felon with little education and few practical life skills, but you have clear blue eyes, cheekbones that could cut through cinder block, and your very own entry on KnowYourMeme? Porn, most likely.
That’s the situation Jeremy Meeks, the subject of the “Fine Felon” Internet meme, currently finds himself in. After snagging an agent and a $30,000 modeling contract when his mugshot went viral last week on Facebook, Meeks has now achieved the apex of Internet notoriety: a porn offer from Dogfart Productions, which touts itself as “the undisputed kings of adult interracial entertainment.”
And it’s not a bad one, all things considered! Dogfart Productions is offering him $100,000 —more than three times the value of the modeling contract that Los Angeles-based agency Blaze Models just offered him—to shoot two scenes a week.
“We think Jeremy’s look is absolutely perfect for our network and would love for him to consider our offer in becoming Dogfart’s first male contract performer,” a Dogfart spokesman said in a NSFW press release. “The women of the world want to see him, shirt off and balls deep and we are ready to make the dreams of hundreds of thousands of horny women and one man looking for a new start come true.”
To recap: Hot guy gets arrested. Hot guy is charged with “street terrorism” and held on $1.1 million bail. Hot guy’s mugshot goes viral on the Internet. Hot guy gets famous, is offered $100,000 to ejaculate on a lady’s face on camera twice a week. You see what happens when you’re born attractive in America, kids? This is turning into a regular Horatio Alger story.
H/T Mike Kulich | Photo by Flickr / Vancouver Film School (CC BY 2.0)
