Gwyneth Paltrow is many things: She’s an Oscar-winning actress, she’s a singer, she’s a lifestyle blogger. And now she can add something new to her ever-expanding repertoire: expensive sex toy saleswoman.
Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a $17,000 solid gold dildo on Goop, her lifestyle website https://t.co/krWZUIfFZI pic.twitter.com/fZkqteaXsE
— National Post Arts (@nparts) May 11, 2016
Yes, Gwyneth’s never-ridiculed and well-named lifestyle site, Goop, recommends that you purchase this gold dildo for your hot, steamy, no doubt prohibitively expensive bedroom antics. But before you begin posting about how irritating she is on various social media platforms, consider the annoying things Gwyneth Paltrow has done in the past.
1) She once said she can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year
2) She’s vocal about not giving kids carbohydrates
3) She hates capitalism (i.e., America)
4) She gives out annoying beauty tips
Does anyone else find beauty tips from Gwyneth Paltrow annoying? #entitlementfail
— Nandita Shenoy (@NanditaShenoyNY) April 6, 2016
5) She married the lead singer of Coldplay
Once you see how many awful things Gweynth Paltrow has done, it makes perfect sense that she’d ask you to purchase a costly, cool-looking dildo that you definitely can’t afford. We should just expect her to be obnoxious without trying for the remainder of her career. In fact, we should actually be thanking her for sticking to her brand with such confidence.
You do you, Gwyneth.
@nparts
— SτξΜ Smittie GE.D (@smittie61984) May 11, 2016
Is it used and in a sealed bag? I might be interested. https://t.co/QCBDssIOXs
H/T National Post