Women in India have a resourceful way to find pleasure in old Nokia cell phones—by turning them into sex toys.
The online publication Agents of Ishq surveyed 100 women about their masturbating habits, and concluded that old Nokia vibrating phones were the “surprise winner,” making several appearances in the survey.
Much like the rest of the phone, the vibrating engine in Nokia brick phones is abnormally strong, making it an effective alternative to vibrators, which are difficult to come by in India.
If you aren’t convinced by the survey’s small sample size and vague methodology, just head on over to Twitter, where comments prove this surprising application isn’t unique to the country.
I know a woman who used her Nokia 3310 as a Vibrator. It does a much better job.
— Your Travel Genius✈️ (@survy_mash) July 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/ItsNotYourWadi/status/740664757846433792
Nokia 3310 is just a vibrator that went to college ☺"
— Supreme Leader (@TheReal_Mpk) June 6, 2016
"My friend kevin deserves a designer sex toy because hes got is an old Nokia 3210 that has got so much use it doesn’t even vibrate any more"
— Heather Keane (@neoheatherism) March 27, 2014
https://twitter.com/AlexDervin41/status/839063943792496640
OH: "He had an old Nokia running the Sybian Operating System. Wait, isn't that a sex toy?" Maybe put it on 'vibrate', and find out.
— Tom Quick (@slightlywinded) November 3, 2013
It’s a good thing Nokia brick phones are indestructible—you’ll never have to worry about buying a new one to satisfy your sexual urges. But if you did happen to misplace your old phone, don’t worry, the redesigned 3310 went on sale in India yesterday.
H/T CNET