This article contains sexually explicit content.
You’re a few pints of Guinness into your St. Patrick’s Day celebration and suddenly you spot a hottie across the bar wearing a “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” T-shirt. But instead of drunkenly stumbling over to her and trying to plant a sloppy smooch like every other jabroni, you should take a more suave approach.
Thanks to Flirtmoji, the premiere purveyor of NSFW ideograms, you can send her a message without saying a word. In honor of the Irish holiday, the website has released a series of sexually charged symbols that will let that special someone know you’re down to find the pot of gold at the end of their rainbow.
#potofgold #firecrotch https://t.co/ZiGybabW8D pic.twitter.com/uSQYj0YTWm
— Flirtmoji (@Flirtmoji) March 13, 2015
After the success of their holiday symbol pack, which included reindeer sex and gingerbread dongs, the company decided to roll out a set of characters for St. Patrick’s Day.
The pack, which includes tricolored breasts, a rather bright ginger bush, and a green penis, is guaranteed to help you up your sexting game. At the very least, you now have an emoji to use when you want to talk about the Hulk’s penis.
*NEW FLIRTMOJI for ST PATTY'S DAY!* Every account gets free access this week! #firecrotch https://t.co/ZiGybabW8D pic.twitter.com/i3lyWWBARF
— Flirtmoji (@Flirtmoji) March 12, 2015